Flamingo Frannie for President

 *FLAMINGO FRANNIE FOR PRESIDENT*

Exclusive Interview by:  Roxie and Blanche Copyright July 4th 2010  All Rights Reserved.

Roxie and Blanche:  Thank you Flamingo Frannie for this exclusive interview as you throw your tiara into the ring for President of the United States of America!

Flamingo Frannie:  Well I do thank you on this glorious July 4th 2010....after all you are my cousins!

Roxie and Blanche:  True, now then, could you please answer some questions emailed to us from our fan--tabulous, everso true followers?  From the thousands of email questions (isn't that just tooooo precious and moving/) we have condensed the wonderful content down to the most asked, pertinent and earth shaking questions:

1.  Is Flamingo Frannie your real name?

Flamingo Frannie:  Well, I do have a nickname too!  It is:  "She who moves with angelic glory in pink with a tall glittering tiara, huge pink feathered boa and always glorious red lipstick."

2.  Where were you born?

Flamingo Frannie:  Out in the deep wild west on a huge, sprawling hunting lodge.  It was a wonderful life and I learned all about life, love and America the beautiful.  At  the age of 12 it was my time to go out in the world and make our great nation the greatest place on earth.   Goodness moi .... seems I need a tissue!

3.  I see you and your cousins Roxie and Blanche always wear the same GORGEOUS dresses!  Is there a hidden meaning there?

Flamingo Frannie:  Yes, and I'll try not to tear up (mascara, and lots of it you know).  We designed the dress some years ago  We chose the colors PINK AND MORE PINK and created an attitude and pose to show our high powered self-empowerment.  We then created a ritual and vowed then and there to always wear this dress as a symbol of the positive powers we all have inside us.   The rest is our proud history.  Oh there I go again.....tissues anyone!

4.   What do you stand for?

Flamingo Frannie:  Hamburgers, fries, vanilla shakes with whipped cream, apple pie, pizza, spas, salons, LAUGHTER, shopping, dogs, fab men, my truck.....

**Roxie and Blanche:  NO Flamingo Frannie....They mean what do you stand for as a new candidate for President of the United States of America (for pete's sakes!).

Flamingo Frannie:  Well OK,  you don't have to get so huffy and smarty about it!!  I knew that! 

THESE THINGS I HOLD TO BE SACRED:  For every fellow citizen there should be A TURKEY IN EVERY POT...A CASTLE FOR EVERY SOUL...A TRUCK IN EVERY GARAGE...PERSONAL AND NATIONAL, SOLID AS STEEL SECURITY.... MORE SOLID, QUALITY JOBS THAN PEOPLE...DOLLARS WORTH 100 CENTS PER DOLLAR...TERM LIMITS FOR ALL POLITICAL POSITIONS ELECTED OR NOT...BON-BONS FOR ALL...PLACING GOD BACK IN THE PLACES FROM WHENCE HE WAS REMOVED....SCHOOLS AND HIGHER EDUCATION TO PROVE QUALITY AND SUCCESSES AND TO BE MANDATED TO USE TRUE INFORMATION IN TEXT BOOKS AND TEACHINGS...PRIORITY ONE TO STOP VIOLENCE IN AMERICA NOW...ALL PINK DRESSES SOLD 1/2 OFF ALWAYS...TIARAS SHOULD BE FREE...PINK FEATHERED BOAS FOR EVERYONE AND RED LIPSTICK FREE FOR LIFE... This is the short list smarty pants!

**Roxie and Blanche:  WOWZAAAAAA Flamingo Frannie!  YOU GO GIRL!

5.   What political party do you belong to and why?

Flamingo Frannie:  I was always told if you can't say something nice then do your best, so I'll not attack the deserved existing political parties because of what they do not do.    With long and hard thinking, pondering and searching of my spirit and soul I decided I must create a new POLITICAL PARTY!  It is:

**THE NATIIONAL SASS AND SPARKLE PARTY**

MOTTO:  *Putting our SPARKS and HEARTS into AMERICA*    After all...it is the SPARK which ignites the ENGINE!

COLORS:  Pink, MORE Pink and WHITE!

PARTY MASCOT:  Freddie Flamingo......my top security bird!

6.  What deep reading do you do?

Flamingo Frannie:  The Enquirer .... GOTCHA!

**Last question of the day:  Do you have a personal motto!

Flamingo Frannie:  Yes I really do!  "Walk with sass in your step, smile with a sparkle in your eye and give with ALL YOUR HEART!" 

UNTIL NEXT TIME WHEN WE WRITE:  "When not to take Mr. thang home to meet MOM!

ROXIE AND BLANCHE thanking FLAMINGO FRANNIE and signing off with the thought of the day:  "We think we know where all the thong underwear  went butttt we can't prove it!"